15 things that will happen to you when you move to London.

1. Your bus will be on diversion.
2. You'll be standing at a bus stop for half an hour because some of the passengers have crossed the yellow line next to the driver's cabin and even though there is still plenty of space inside the bus, the driver will not let you in.
3. Getting to convince you to travel outisde of Zone 3 will be extremely difficult.
4. You'll eventually have to go outside of Zone 3 to get a cheap pint.

5. What is personal space in tube during rush hour?

6. You'll get stuck in a mile long queue for literally everything: coffee, pub, restaurant, cinema, galeries.
7. You'll get sick of tourists taking pictures of themselves standing next to red phone boxes when in fact...

8. Everything will be sooo far from your house.
9. You'll stop wearing Primark and start wearing Primarni.
10. You'll become obsessed with detailed travel planning.
11. You'll become a fan of the Queen and the way she doesn't give a fuck.

12. Your bike will be stolen because everyone needs one in London, not only you!
13. You'll get excited with One Direction's new album.
14. You'll mind the gap between the train and the platform and remember to take all your belongings with you (oh, and report anything suspicious to a member of staff).
15. You'll always be tired and in a hurry.

BUT, at the end of the day... nope, it still sucks.